benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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