Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
