I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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