id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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