Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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