If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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