I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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