before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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