butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you still have your period?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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