It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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