well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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