I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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