Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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