Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.