I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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