I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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