Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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