How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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