he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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