Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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