what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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