you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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