if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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