They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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