yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We have started to decorate penises.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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