Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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