**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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