i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So. Much. Porn.
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