Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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