Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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