so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
