Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
This is my gift to your gina
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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