Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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