I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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