I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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