im holly from the hills drunk
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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