Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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