You surviving the open bar?
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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