Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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