of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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