she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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