He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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