Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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