Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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