that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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