How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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