i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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