His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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