so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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