You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
