Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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