Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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