So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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